One time, I had my ringtone saved as “ASS TO ASS, ASS TO ASS”, and it awkwardly played through the silence of a ‘family meeting’, where we were discussing my irresponsibility and immaturity. I’ll never forget the look my dad gave me as a creepy and guttural voice intoned “ASS TO ASS” through the stillness. 

Valerie Leon Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb (1971)

(Source: nosdrinker, via vincentvangofuckyourself)